Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off