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Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.