Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off