Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.