Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.