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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.