What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar?

They both have a Tutankhamun.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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They've got a "toot in common."

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.