What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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