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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

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