What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.