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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.