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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants