What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!