What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long