What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once