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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim