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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim