What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!