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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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How do you make a pig float?

WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.