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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.