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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

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Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Who drives away all his customers?

A taxi driver.

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.