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Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.