Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!