Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."