Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why don't you have doggie bags?

Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.