Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why do chefs put so much effort into baking cakes?

Because you only get out what you pudding.