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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!