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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

An onion.