Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread