Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.