Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.