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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

The Crime Rate!

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.