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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What is the best letter who represent a man?

A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's