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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.