What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.