What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!

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What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.