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When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.