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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.