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Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.