Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One? Or two?

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

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What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.