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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?