How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

What do you call an orange elephant?

Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".