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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?