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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

What has 90 balls and screws old women?

Bingo!

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What is Josh Duggars favorite thing about 19 year olds?

There's 19 of them