How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".