How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

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How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".