How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.