How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.