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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"