Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?