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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback