Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.