Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?