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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.