Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it