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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department