What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.