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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.