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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel