Planet Jokes

Because they take a steroid.

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

They Planet.

Cosmic jokes.

You planet early.

They planet.

A Dinosaucer

Because you have to planet.

You guys have no life!

You guys have no life!

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

The orbituaries.

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

A dal-martian

Because he's not a planet.

Because hes not a planet.

Why do we have to do all the work

Because they couldn't get 7up

Because the stakes would be too high.

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Get off me holmes!

He was too super fish oil.

They planet!

Heavy Metals.

Rock and Heavy Metal

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

Garden hose.

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

How do your organize a space party?

What planet smells the worst?

How does our solar system organize a party?

How does NASA organise a party?

How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

What is the coolest food on the planet?

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

How do astronomers plan a party?

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

What did earth say to the other planet?

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

What did earth say to the other planets?

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

Where is everybody?

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Which songs do planets sing?

What do you call a dog from another planet?

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

How do you organize an outer space party?

What kind of music do planets listen to?

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