Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM (Revolutions Per Minute)

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!