Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What is a horses favourite kind of party?

A stall ball.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there