You planet.
Because they take a steroid.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
They Planet
They Planet.
EOM
Cosmic jokes.
Burr-ito!
Planet
An orbyte
You planet early.
They planet.
A Dinosaucer
Because you have to planet.
You guys have no life!
A Hygiena.
It's pasteurised before you can see it!
Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.
The orbituaries.
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Sunscribe.
Neptunes.
A dal-martian
Because he's not a planet.
Because hes not a planet.
Why do we have to do all the work
You planet
Nep-tunes.
Pi * z * z * a
A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
In the stork market!
Poverty
Take us to your liter.
Catholic
Missile toe
At parking meteors.
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
ME-coli
It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.