Planet Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

Why is it so hard to throw a party in space?

Because you have to planet.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

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Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

What do you call a dog from another planet?

A dal-martian

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

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You planet.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

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Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

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What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!