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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz