Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Steroid Jokes More Steroid Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.