Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

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Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What do you call 2 chainz on steroids?

2-Gainz