What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.