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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids?:

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)