What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Asteroid Jokes More Asteroid Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!