What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

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What do you call a planned organised rebellion gone wrong?

A "coup d'isaster".

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why are they called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...