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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.