Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...