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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

But you cantaloupe!

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)