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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.