What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp