Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp