What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp