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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.