What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.