What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

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Why don't tennis players get married?

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.