Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.