Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.