Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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His Feyonce.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Because they cantaloupe.

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Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!