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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)