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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe)

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What is a bachelor's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.