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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.