What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.