What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

"Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast