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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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Why do athletes like Sports Illustrated Magazine so much?

There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty