What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.