What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty