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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread