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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread