Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.