Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast