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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast