Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread