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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.