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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.