What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

Wendy's!

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast