What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why is Peter Pan such a terrible pilot?

Because he Neverlands

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast