Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.