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Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

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Now, don't fret about it!

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They start to fret.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.