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Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

The fam copter

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

Guitar Teacher Jokes More Guitar Teacher Jokes

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Violist Jokes More Violist Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke