Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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It didn't have any pickups

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No strings attached

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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When the color of the license plates start to change.