Fret Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Because they always steal the green cards....

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An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?

A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.