Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!