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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!