Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'