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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER