Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.