Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

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What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()