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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

How did the hipster make it to the front page?

He did it before it was cool

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool