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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool