Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Previous Random Joke Next

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()