What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.