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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What food describes most men?

Jerky.