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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.