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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.