Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling