Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What do you call a funny baked good?

A pun

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands