Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.