What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

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Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.