What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke