What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke