Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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Marma'lady

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Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who?

Amanda the table!

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A child with pitchfork in his back

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To play the slop machine!

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.