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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.