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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.