Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

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Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.