Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.