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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.