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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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It put a ring on it.

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What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.