What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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Because the subject is still to immature.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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There's no accounting for taste.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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