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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.