What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

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What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.