What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.