9+ Funny Subject Jokes - Curious Supply

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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