What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!