What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.