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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.