What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.