What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.