What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Subject Jokes More Subject Jokes

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.