Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.