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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!