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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!