Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
There's no point to it
A witch.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Hole Foods.
You'll never be president, Jeb.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Because he has a hollow-weenie
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.