Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy