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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy