Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie