Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.