Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)