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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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He just needed some space.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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A sheet in the dark!

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie