Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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I need space.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.