Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)