Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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