Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie