Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!