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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

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Feyonc

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.