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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!