Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!