Wha suh b?
A "booquet" of flower.
Because Sheeran
He went back to square one....
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
Because he is forever a loan.
It has to change for itself.
Homeless
Because he needed his space.
Marriage.. you wanna?
Because they're too young for him
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Homeless.
It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.
Old Bay.
Feyonc
She just wasn't working out.
Elixir.
Pasta la vista, baby.
They are both 8........
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!
Slow down and maybe use some lube...
Sorbet
Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!
Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary
You give her a test-tickle.
I need space.
A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.
Old bae.
Slow down and use Lubricant.
Accommodating.
I just need some space.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Antelopes.
He has two clean fingers.
He gave her a ring.
Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
His Feyonce.
I'm font of you.
Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
See you next month!
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
You are my significant otter.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
Feyonce.
He nectar!
He dumped his girlfriend.
SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!
Some people actually believe santa exist.
About 60 pounds.
The ones that are hot don't last as long
Your's is possessive
Baaaaaeeeee!
You Cantaloupe.
His smellular phone!
Cows are real.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
A $100 bill.
I need some space.
He dumped his girlfriend
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant
He just needed some space.
In a moooo-tel.
They broke up.
A gf gif gift grift
I love you a ton!
Is this some sort of yolk
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
You'll never forget her name.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
The knife has a point.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
His significant udder.
See ya next month.
It's a dead letter day.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
It was Valenswine's Day.
Because she's a cover thief.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
He tractor!
Slow down and use some lube
Pickup lines
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
Your plaice or mine'!
Slow the pace and apply more lube!
He lost interest.
A Feyonce
On the front page of reddit.
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
I love you, boo!!
She didn't suit his taste!
His place is a dump
Boooooogers!
An incorporation.
A booquet of flowers.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
To the re-tail store.
To lay off his campaign staff.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.
A thought.
Santa stops at three Ho's
I told you it would rain, dear.
