She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
He just needed some space.
They both leave me sticky fingers. 7
In a moooo-tel.
They broke up.
A gf gif gift grift
I love you a ton!
Is this some sort of yolk
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
You'll never forget her name.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
The knife has a point.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
His significant udder.
Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...
See ya next month.
It's a dead letter day.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
It was Valenswine's Day.
Because she's a cover thief.
He tractor!
Slow down and use some lube
Pickup lines
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.
Your plaice or mine'!
Slow the pace and apply more lube!
He lost interest.
A Feyonce
On the front page of reddit.
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
I love you, boo!!
She didn't suit his taste!
Homeless
With arroz.
Old Bae
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
He gave her a ring.
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)
OC) Brats!
Because they quickly lose interest
Because he was always lost at C!
Nothing. She's already been told.
A "booquet" of flower.
A booquet of flowers.
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
She calls the flying squad!
You can hear their brooms tick!
He's still there.
Nah. I'ma stay.
