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What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.