Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

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What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.