Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

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What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do you call really clear urine?

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!