Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

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It's are all red and glossy.

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They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month