Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!

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What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.