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Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Where is Jennifer's husband?

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Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

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What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do you call two women in a canoe?

Fur traders!