Lesbian Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

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Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961