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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.