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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).