What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Where'd you get that black eye?

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do