What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).