What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the English language?

Five more years of Cameron

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples