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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford?

It was a Fiesta

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!