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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples