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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

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Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples